Who's a Sora?

This spiky-haired child has so many ties to other people it's overwhelming, even for longtime dedicated fans of the Kingdom Hearts games. Let's go over the different forms of Sora, shall we?

The "OG Sora"

First, we have the original Sora. The OG boy, if you will. The spiky boy himself in all his precious glory. Protect this child at all costs.

The "Angsty Sora"

Next, we have the other half. The Angsty boy. The better boy or the worse boy, depending on who you are. Protect this child and his feelings at all costs.

The "Sora to Start and End All Internet Fights"

I don't know who this is because Nomura decided I can't be happy, but protect what's left of this child at all costs.

The "Happy Boy Sora"

Then there's the happy Sora. The pure boy. The boy who poops rainbows and throws up butterflies. The boy who will make friends with everybody or die trying. PROTECT THIS CHILD OR YOU WILL DIE.

The "Goth Sora"

There's also, of course, the Dark Side Sora. The Hot Topic boy. The boy who was literally born so that Haley Joel Osment and Miyu Irino could voice a bad boy. Kill this boy. He is not a good boy.

The "Fear the Sight of Sora"

Ah yes, here comes the totally cannon dark Sora. The not-really-ever-explained-but-darn-if-Nomura-isn't-gonna-make-him-haunt-your-gamer-nightmares boy. If you've played KH2, you've already screamed about this boy. This buddy boy can die in a fire.

The "Mini Me Sora"

Next we have the small Sora. The bean boy. The small bean boy. Protect this child at all costs. No one will hurt this small innocent boy.

The "Heartless Sora"

This is the darkest Sora. The bug boy. The boy that wouldn't exist if Nomura had done his job in protecting the OG boy, but here we are.

The "Matrix Sora"

Finally we have the garbage Sora. The trash boy. The true boy who shouldn't exist. The boy you'd like to leave in a dark alley to fend for himself. This boy and his pixel hair can go back into the abyss he crawled out of.

That is all. Good day.