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The Evolution of Kingdom Hearts Box Art

  • Writer: Sam I Am
    Sam I Am
  • Sep 23, 2018
  • 2 min read

This page contains only stand-alone release covers. It does not include titles released as part of a remix, such as Kingdom Hearts X Back Cover. The dates represent the first time the stand-alone title was released. In the case of Re:Chain of Memories, the first time the game was released on its own was in North America on 2 December 2008. Also not pictured are mobile game covers, such as Kingdom Hearts Coded, since there is no actual box art.

"Kingdom Hearts" - 28 March 2002

In which all of your non-existent Final Fantasy x Disney fan fictions come true.

"Kingdom Hearts Final Mix" - 26 December 2002

In which Square Enix realized they could make more money off of this game.

"Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories" - 11 November 2004

In which Square Enix decided they would be able to make a long convoluted franchise.

"Kingdom Hearts II" - 22 December 2005

In which Mickey Mouse finally made an appearance longer than 30 seconds.

"Kingdom Hearts II Final Mix+" - 29 March 2007

In which Square Enix decided to add extra content to force players to buy their future games in order to understand what the frick frack is going on.

"Kingdom Hearts Re:Chain of Memories" - 2 December 2008

In which Square Enix remembered that most families with a PS2 didn't want or have enough money for a Game Boy Advance.

"Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days" - 30 May 2009

In which Tetsuya Nomura decided to be a sadistic asshole.

"Kingdom Hearts Birth by Sleep" - 9 January 2010

In which Tetsuya Nomura became a serial killer.

"Kingdom Hearts Re:coded" - 7 October 2010

In which Square Enix wanted better access for players to a game that added nothing to the plot of the franchise aside from one measly after-credits scene.

"Kingdom Hearts 3D: Dream Drop Distance" - 29 March 2012

In which Tetsuya Nomura decided that the number 13 was more important than God.

"Kingdom Hearts Birth by Sleep Final Mix" - 20 January 2011

In which Square Enix wanted players to have extra emotionally scarring content.

"Kingdom Hearts HD 1.5 Remix" - 14 March 2013

In which Square Enix realized nobody plays PS2 anymore.

"Kingdom Hearts HD 2.5 Remix" - 2 October 2014

In which Square Enix finally realized they only did half the job last time.

"Kingdom Hearts HD 2.8 Final Chapter Prologue" - 12 January 2017

In which Square Enix ran out of numbers before 3.

"Kingdom Hearts III" - Expected 25 January 2019

In which people lost their minds that it was actually real.



Bonus:

"Kingdom Hearts Mobile" - 15 December 2008

In which Sam gave up her rule of no mobile covers due to the sheer hilarity of this one.

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